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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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