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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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