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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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