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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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