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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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