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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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