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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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