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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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