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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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