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Pet death
My
sister
had their beloved pet
hamster 🐹
Dr
Stink
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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🦄
random pathetic excuse
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a rhinoceros 🦏
a cheetah 😺
a velociraptor 🦖
a wild boar 🐗
a tiger 🐯
a lion 🦁
a warthog 🐗
a bull 🐮
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