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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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