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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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