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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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