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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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