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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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