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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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