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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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