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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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