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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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