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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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