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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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