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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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