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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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