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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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