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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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