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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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