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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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