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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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