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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Worf eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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