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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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