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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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