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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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