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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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