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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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