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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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