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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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