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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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