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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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