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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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