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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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