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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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