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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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