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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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