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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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