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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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