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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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