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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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