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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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