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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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