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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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