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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Snort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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