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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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