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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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