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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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