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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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