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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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