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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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