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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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