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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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