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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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